LET’S GET THE REALLY IMPORTANT STUFF OUT OF THE WAY . . . NOW!
Donald Trump Messed Around On His Wife Melania . . . So Now You Have It. It’s out there, President Donald Trump . . . Before he was President Donald Trump, “DIPPED HIS WICK” where he shouldn’t have.
SO HERE’S THE EARTH-SHAKING NEWS OF THE CENTURY:
USING THE INTERMINABLE YIDDISH EXPRESSION . . . Trump “SHMEISED” (Had Sex With) a Playboy Bunny and a Porn Star, which means to the Mainstream Media . . . that because of it, somehow, the World’s going to be Coming to an End.
I Used The Yiddish Expression Shmeised, Because It Doesn’t Sound As “Dirty”.
DO YOU KNOW WHAT ARRANGEMENTS . . . President Trump has with his Wife Melania? Neither do I. Do you know who Donald Trump was Shmeising before and during his Courtship & Marriage with Melania? Or who Melania might have been Shmeising? And Neither Do I.
IF SCREWING AROUND ON YOUR WIFE . . . is some kind of Disqualification to be the President of the United States of America – JFK & Hillbilly Clinton should have NEVER been allowed into the White House. Not even through the Back Door.
TRUMP NEVER CLAIMED TO BE A CHOIR BOY:
And The Bimbos Trump Was Shmeising Were Anything But Convent Girls.
HOWEVER . . . I know this is Earth-Shaking News through the Mainstream Media, that President Trump Shmeised a PORN QUEEN & A PLAYBOY BUNNY BEFORE HE BECAME PRESIDENT . . . But to the Best of My Knowledge, President Trump didn’t Screw them in the White House, and in the case of Hillbilly Clinton, NOT IN THE OVAL OFFICE.
AND EVEN MORE TO THE POINT . . . No one is saying that President Trump did some Pretty Nasty Sexual Things, Especially in the Oval Office, like The Hillbilly Did, when Clinton Violated a Very Young Girl’s Private Parts with his Oversized Cigar. And I Do Mean Cigar, which wasn’t a Euphemism for Anything Else.
I’M HAPPY THAT ALL OF THIS IS IN THE OPEN . . . OR SOON WILL BE:
And I Would Be Even Happier . . .
If President Trump would come out and say THREE THINGS: I Like Screwing Women. What I do in my Private Life is None of your Business. And Judge me on how I Govern this Country. And not on how I choose to Enjoy my Private Life, because as long as I’m NOT BREAKING ANY LAWS, or FORCING Myself on anyone . . . ERGO THE HILLBILLY # 42 – Get The Hell Out Of My Private Life.
Two Presidents Who Didn’t Screw Around On Their Wives . . . MAYBE?
Jimmy Carter & Barack Hussein Obama . . . Probably (Possibly) didn’t Screw Around on their Wives, So Instead . . . They Screwed The Entire Country.
PERSONALLY . . . Anne and I will soon be Married (May 1st) for 45-Years. And before our Marriage, we Courted for 1-Full Year – and in all that time, with no Shortage of Opportunities – “I NEVER JUMPED THE FENCE”, as my French Speaking Horse Buddies Describe it, when a Stallion Takes it upon Himself to Take it upon Himself.
I BELIEVE IN MONOGAMY . . . And if any of my Friends like to “Jump The Fence”, I don’t want to know, because if I knew, that would End the Friendship.
BUT PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP ISN’T MY FRIEND . . . Donald Trump is the President of the Greatest & Freest Country that has ever Been. And President Trump is NOT ONLY the Commander-In-Chief of the American Military . . . But Rather – President Donald Trump Is The Commander-In-Chief Of the Free World . . .
SO WHY WOULD I GIVE A RAT’S ASS . . . Where the President Dips his Wick, as long as President Trump Keeps The World Safe . . . Forces other Countries by Example, and by the Power of the American Purse, for them also to be Free & Engage in FAIR-TRADE, Opposed to Un-Fair Free-Trade?
SO LET’S GET OUR VALUES SCREWED-ON-TIGHT – AND NOT BE SO HYPOCRITICAL:
“Let The Man Or Woman Without Sin Cast The First Stone”, which would make Stone Throwers as Sparse as an Honest Man or Woman at a Democrat Convention designed to Promote the 2nd Amendment and an American Meritocracy.
DESPICABLE DOESN’T EVEN BEGIN TO DESCRIBE THE DEPTH OF THE LEFT:
I’m Still Plenty Bummed-Out That President Trump Signed The $1.3-Trillion Spending Bill . . . But after Hearing President Trump say Today (March 23, 2018), how Upset he Also Was, and that this will be the LAST TIME he will sign anything like this, because the LEFT (Democrats & RINOS) Shoved him into a Corner – Meaning no Goody-Package for the LEFT . . . would mean – No Necessary Military Package For The Security Of The World.
After All Is Said & Done . . . I have to figure that the $1.3-Trillion Spending Bill was Probably the Best Deal Under the Circumstances, which Conservative Americans and the Rest of the Free World could have Hoped For.
I’m Also Thrilled That McMaster Is Out & John Bolton Is In.
AND AS FOR THE NEW TRADE TARIFFS . . . Good On President Trump & Screw the Chinese, along with those American Corporate & Investment WHINERS, who Like Chicken Little are Running Around yelling that the Sky Is Falling, because their Greedy Not-So-Little Trade Gig Is Up.
BESIDES . . . What are the Chinese going to do – Not Sell their Trillions Of Dollars of Crap to the American People, to Teach America a Lesson for Wanting to have FAIR-TRADE?
And Why Shouldn’t Trump Have Called Putin To Congratulate The Russian?
Didn’t Don Corleone give his Opponent (Brother) THE KISS OF DEATH Before the Don Twisted The Dagger . . . Maybe the Schmucks in the Media want to Play this Congratulatory Phone-Call to Putin, like they want to Play the Trump Bimbos?
But I assure you, whether it be Russia’s Vladimir Putin, North Korea’s Kim Jung Un, Iran’s Ali Khamenei, or China’s Xi Jinping . . . No One Is Going To Underestimate This President Of The Untied States Of America – Except The Mainstream Media.
Best Regards . . . Howard Galganov